
Messy lipstick is messy and I look about 12 without my lesbian fringe.

This is my new best friend, the Tangle Teezer!
It’s got a slight curve to it which makes it comfortable to hold while you effortlessly brush out any tangles amongst your locks, while the different sized flexible bristles help to reduce breakage and split ends.
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A whole new level of fear has been brought to the dangerous game of drunk FaceBooking!
posting the Pain Olympics on your friend’s FaceBook wall will result in having your account suspended.
Having stitches in your shoulder makes getting a bunch of new clothes home in the post to try on much less exciting.
Pish.
My hair is an unmanageable mop that I’m growing to hate more and more by the day.
I’m thinking it might be time to go back to black and get extensions. :(
Local tinks I’ve had to call the police on twice while at work recently are on Jeremy Kyle tomorrow.
I also have one of their numbers in my phone as of Saturday for a rainy day booty call.

New favourite beer, nom! :3
Their rum cask one is also delicious.

The start of my macabre Wonderland sleeve: Queen of hearts.
She’s holding an anatomically correct heart around the side of my arm, which you obviously can’t see in the photo.
I can’t wait to get more added now! Old carnie conjoined Tweedle twins next. :)