
Messy lipstick is messy and I look about 12 without my lesbian fringe.

This is my new best friend, the Tangle Teezer!
It’s got a slight curve to it which makes it comfortable to hold while you effortlessly brush out any tangles amongst your locks, while the different sized flexible bristles help to reduce breakage and split ends.
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Hair and weaves dyed, now to sew on the clips.
I hope to fuck the colour is a good match after all this effort. fgajcbeybabdzxd
A whole new level of fear has been brought to the dangerous game of drunk FaceBooking!
I recently re-made my Twitter account, so re-add me.
Or don’t.
Whatever.

With the right side being worse than the left, the scar on my bridge looks more squint than the piercing ever did. :(
(The bags under my eyes are glorious - thank you, insomnia!)
posting the Pain Olympics on your friend’s FaceBook wall will result in having your account suspended.
Having stitches in your shoulder makes getting a bunch of new clothes home in the post to try on much less exciting.
Pish.
My hair is an unmanageable mop that I’m growing to hate more and more by the day.
I’m thinking it might be time to go back to black and get extensions. :(
New Twitter account.
If you followed me before, re-add.
Or don’t.
Whatever.