helainetieu:

this is what i need to do with my life
free pets used for animal testing

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2 months ago on 20 May 2014 @ 6:43pm 361,848 notes

Tequila Verdita

Why not ditch the citrus and salt, and spice things up with some Tequila verdita!

What you’ll need:

  • Your favourite brand of Tequila!
  • 1 litre of fresh pineapple juice
  • 1 x bag of fresh coriander
  • 1 x bag of fresh mint
  • 1 x medium - hot chilli
  • 1 x lime

Rinse the coriander, mint (don’t worry about separating leaves and stocks - it’s all going to get whizzed together!) and chilli. Cut the chilli into slices and put everything into a blender - including chili seeds. Then, (I like to) cut the lime into half, and then into thirds -to help me slice the fruit from the skin- and pop the segments in with the other ingredients, followed by squeezing out any left over juice from the flesh.

Depending on your size of blender and the type your using, you might want to do a quick blend before adding pineapple juice (to prevent or reduce mess), and then mix again once it’s been added.

Once you have your mixture, pour through a sieve and into a large mixing bowl, then funnel into a bottle(s).

And voila, there you ‘ave it - Verdita! A nice healthy chaser for your tequila, which is a great alternative (though I will argue that it’s light-years better than) salt and lemon/lime.

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I recently mixed it up a little by adding another 60ml of pineapple juice (as you can see, one of my bottles wasn’t anywhere near full when these photos were taken from a previous batch!), another lime and another half a chilli (though I think I could’ve gotten away with another whole one! It just depends how hot you like it.)

Let me know if you try it! :)

10 months ago on 2 October 2013 @ 7:02pm 7 notes

Voila!

10 months ago on 19 September 2013 @ 1:18pm 1 note

Making up a batch of verdita!

10 months ago on 19 September 2013 @ 1:17pm 1 note

jetstreak:

jetstreak:

jetstreak:

jetstreak:

there is cat in my house. i don’t own cat.

Update: cat seems friendly.

Update: dog is unconvinced.

Update: dog’s suspicions were correct. cat gained tactical advantage of dog’s crate and claimed victory.

dog, exiled and dejected, seeks refuge with his last remaining allies in space-under-the-desk.

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10 months ago on 19 September 2013 @ 2:40am 113,890 notes

gothiccharmschool:

Today is a day where I REALLY need to see an adorable bat hugging its teddy bear. Yes.

queennubian:

anhonestdrug:

DO NOT MAKE THE DANGEROUS DECISION OF NOT REBLOGGING THIS POST

I mean it’s A BAT HUGGING A TEDDY BEAR. I COULD BARF A RAINBOW THIS IS SO ADORBS.

little glittery hearts are pouring from my soul

» via  cryptkicker   (originally  baturday)
10 months ago on 5 September 2013 @ 2:56am 140,705 notes

I need this in my life!

Credit: @oddboytattoo
http://instagram.com/p/dzJ5ImHADl/

11 months ago on 4 September 2013 @ 3:07am 1 note

That time Bryan and I blagged ourselves free t-shirts by getting our hands tattooed and I told my mum about it over text.

11 months ago on 4 September 2013 @ 2:53am 1 note

I’m in need of a new laptop (R.I.P. Acer, it was fun while it lasted!) and I’m pretty keen on the Toshiba Satellite Pro C850-1MC.

http://www.toshiba.co.uk/laptops/satellite/c850/satellite-c850-1mc/

Does anyone work with this model or know anyone that does? Would you recommend Toshiba? Etc.

All suggestions and help welcome and much appreciated.

11 months ago on 3 September 2013 @ 1:34pm 1 note

coolfatcat:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

steves a little shit

Trying not to explode with laughter!

» via  ilymorgannn   (originally  shittinggold)
11 months ago on 29 August 2013 @ 3:32am 510,629 notes

castleoflions:

This was a card at Target.

I laughed for fucking ever.

» via  thatdudewiththeears   (originally  castleoflions)
1 year ago on 10 January 2013 @ 12:23am 798,666 notes
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1 year ago on 1 October 2012 @ 1:06pm 27,981 notes

cunthunt:

tattoo blog

» via  afugginzombie-deactivated201311   (originally  awildlittlebruise)
1 year ago on 1 October 2012 @ 12:45pm 764 notes
» via  swiczeniuk   (originally  megaepicness)
1 year ago on 1 October 2012 @ 12:40pm 6,871 notes

“Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a Vagina! Those things take a pounding!”

» via  witchtanic-doom-deactivated2012   (originally  theirins-archive)
1 year ago on 26 September 2012 @ 5:59pm 58,050 notes